Nitrous Energy Parody T-Shirt

Forget the can. We bottled the real thing. For the ones who don't need wings or caffeine — just nitrous.

Soft, lightweight, and broken in from the first wear.

Fit — Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or want it roomier, size up.

Feel — 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton with a smooth, worn-in hand. Shoulder taping holds the neck's shape, quarter-turned so there's no crease down the middle.

Details — 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey 90/10, Heathers 65/35). Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.